Dear Slash,
You are fucking awesome. I’ve never really been into your music but still, you’re awesome. I think its pretty bad ass that you still rock the same look too. Is that your real hair under your top hat, or is it a wig. I bet it’s your real hair, ‘cause if rock and roll is anything like greek mythology your hair’s probably like Samson's, and if you cut it off you wouldn’t be able to perform face melting solos or something like that. Are you as sick of Axel Rose as everybody else? I saw you on Jay Leno; it was cool that you had your Team Coco button on. I’m with Team Coco as well. Do you like cheese? I like cheese. If so, what’s your favorite kind? Mine’s Wenslydale. That shit’s fuckin’ great, if you haven’t tried it you really should. But you’re Slash so I’m sure you have, and I bet you were all like “mmmmmmmmm that’s some damn good cheese.” Then you pulled a Les Paul out of nowhere and played a super stellar solo inspired by cheese, but the solo was so good that the cheese melted. Then you were all like “well shit”. But your slash so I’m sure you had a cheese summoning solo that could solve that problem. Well ill stop bothering you with all this talk about cheese.
Later,
Sam
P.s.
I think you and Conan should team up again. That time when you two went guitar shopping together was f’in’ hilarious.
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